Charleh and Pierre.

I know a couple people from Australia. One is a nice guy; the other two are shadows from my past. Well. Really annoying shadows. Like beach umbrellas following you around when you want a tan.

Charleh and Pierre. Sure, I got along with Pierre somewhat, despite his being...12? 11? At the time. But Charleh? Living. Nightmare. Not sure if he even had the information to find me or this blog; I never used Nakyr on the forum I knew him from. But when I get 6 pageviews in a day, 5 from Australia, I don't have the mildest hopes it's the one decent Australian; no, no. PMFians tend to stalk.

"Emo Bitch Drama Queen"...thanks for that lovely title. Now that I think about it, maybe Charleh WAS Pierre...in which case Pierre means Vis and my brain is dead. Since when is Australia French...my head hurts. I want a cupcake.

I know people from all around the world. I met an Italian who basically called me a stupid American, bashing me for not knowing much about Italian cuisine and saying all this stuff about how we have stupid fake Italian restaurants. Oh, Omegle.

Ireland and Scotland, two friends. One girl from Omegle I haven't spoken to in a year, another a good friend from an MMORPG I never played (not by choice; complicated) but joined the community of.

Down in Brasil (as they refer to it), people don't care for us calling it America. To them, it's the United States or North America, as they refer to where they live as America as well. Which is logical. Still not sure why they like Soccer.

Let's see...Netherlands, still haven't met anyone there that I liked. One played me, one was intolerant, and the other one? Oh yes. She's the reason I can no longer use my old screen name anywhere public. Stalked me for "stalking" her boyfriend, who was the player who lied to me. Pretty sure she's gone, but still. Fortunately I had a lot of dirt on the guy. I had to threaten him with exposure after she harassed me off of a few websites.

Let's see...where else...umm, well, I know 2 people from India, one was...an acquaintance, the other was a player who played my friend.

Canadians? Yep, know a bunch, obviously.

Japanese, yes; I spoke with someone from there during the tsunami. She found all the jokes Godfrey made hilarious, even though she lived through the tsunami devastation. Thank goodness for a sense of humor.

Knew someone from Hungary; didn't like him. I think he was just a jerk. He looked...very...odd. But I googled and learned, Hungarians looks fine, he was just weird-looking.

I know the most charming British boy as well.

Distance is in the eye of the beholder. No one is too far if you have patience.