Clous Desires.

Let us write the Bible, shall we? After looking at the King James version and nearly vomiting my eyes out, I realized my version is different; it's NIV, New International Version. It's very descriptive, very accurate, and actually legible.

For an idea of what happened, a guy went to get his concubine (a slave girl he owned and "liked"), and slept in one of the towns of Israel on his way back home, and was invited inside by a man from the town.

From Judges 19:23 to Judges 19:30

While they were enjoying themselves, some of the wicked men of the city surrounded the house. Pounding on the door, they shouted to the old man who owned the house, "Bring out the man who came to your house so we can have sex with him."

The owner of the house went outside and said to them, "No, my friends, don't be so vile. Since this man is my guest, don't do this disgraceful thing. Look, here is my virgin daughter, and his concubine. I will bring them out to you now, and you can use them and do to them whatever you wish. But to this man, don't do such a disgraceful thing."

But the men would not listen to him. So the man took his concubine and and sent her outside to them, and they raped her and abused her throughout the night, and at dawn they let her go. At daybreak the woman went back to the house where her master was staying, fell down at the door and lay down until daylight.

When her master got up in the morning and opened the door of the house and stepped out to continue on his way, there lay his concubine, fallen in the doorway of the house, with her hands on the threshold. He said to her, "Get up; let's go." But there was no answer. Then the man put her on his donkey and set out for home.

When he reached home, he took a knife and cut up his concubine, limb by limb, into twelve parts and sent them into all the areas of Israel. Everyone who saw it said, "Such a thing has never been seen or done, not since the day the Israelites came up out of Egypt. Think about it! Consider it! Tell us what to do!"

To quote one of the footnotes they have, "It is ironic that the one who issued such a call ((of awakening, don't wanna write all of the paragraph)) was himself so selfish and insensitive."

SO NOW YOU SEE why I am still reading. It's got some fucked up shit xD

I love this episode of Avatar: The Last Airbender. Let's quote Sokka being a dumbass on cactus juice.

"It's a giant mushroom...! MAYBE IT'S FRIENDLY!!"

...bah. Gotta wait for commercials to end. I wonder if you could sue Chuck E. Cheese's for giving you a papercut with a ticket in the ticket blaster. Now I must google a papercut on an eye. Oh GOD this is gonna hurt. I am praying it's not too vivid. I've already got a pain feeling on my skin.

Nothing but a video and some art of baby heads. How do baby heads relate? I am a bit lost.

I think you need to youtube Sokka on cactus juice to understand this hilatiry. That, or Sokka when sick. Loco. Or his swallowing a rose, that was amusing as hell.

Sigh. Life is bland.